Close your eyes...
Now, imagine you’re a young man with dreams of being a full time actor. You have a gratuitous need for attention. You go to Bentley College to get some skills in the business world, just in case your dream fails. You work at a video store so you can watch all the free movies you want. Then video stores go out of business and you’re left on the street with a large collection of DVDs, posters, and Goonies tshirts…you do some indie films, commercials, and plays. You take improv classes and then get cast in some shows. Before you know it, you’re on the Mainstage and it’s your fourth revue. You have to write another bio. You have nothing interesting to say. You want to pimp out your webseries at www.etcwebseries.com/ and your Twitter account @mattcatanzano but you don’t want to sound like a jerk. You wonder if your dreams will ever come true, but then you wonder, “have they already?”…Open your eyes…you’re in the basement of a CVS…You made it. Now yell out a suggestion. (just please, please don’t yell out ‘Dildo.’)